g.u.y.

i had been wanting to go back to hearst castle since i visited as a child, so—what—thirty years ago? please do not check the math.

the place looks great. we both look like we have not aged a day. i mean that sincerely, as long as everyone agrees not to inspect the available evidence too closely.

and yes, that is the neptune pool where lady gaga filmed “g.u.y.” somehow the castle survived both william randolph hearst and artpop. honestly, it looks ready for another thirty years.